Tell me why I walked into my roommate’s room for two seconds and immediately see this setup sitting right out in the open.
A whole stack of cash in a plastic bin on top of his clothes with a handwritten sign that basically says “don’t touch my savings.” From MY POV, I’m standing there like… bro, you couldn’t put this in a bank? A drawer? Anywhere that’s not literally on display?
It’s just sitting there in plain sight like it’s part of the room decor. No lock, no hiding spot, nothing. Just a note acting like that’s supposed to stop somebody.
And the funniest part is he really thinks that sign is doing something. That doesn’t say “don’t touch,” it says “come take a look.”
