o whoever thought it’d be hilarious to turn a porch package into a GLITTER BOMB: congrats, you’ve officially crossed from prank to property damage 
Opened what looked like a normal package in my car and it exploded. Glitter in the seats, carpet, vents, clothes — everywhere.
Glitter doesn’t “clean up.” It moves in and pays rent.
So yeah, someone’s covering the cost of professional cleaning because of this little joke. I’m so over these wannabe TikTok prankers.
Hope it was worth it.
