I have not touched a toothbrush in a month because Tic Tacs been holding it down. Laugh if you want, but my breath stays minty and my sink stays dry. Y’all out here doing two-minute arm workouts twice a day when I can just shake a little box and call it hygiene. Look at this collection. That is commitment. That is efficiency.
My girl tried to hand me a toothbrush last night and I slid it right back to her. I popped two orange ones, crunched them loud on purpose, and told her this is modern dentistry. If it’s minty, it’s clean. I’m not standing over a sink foaming at the mouth when I got pocket-sized freshness doing overtime.
I have not touched a toothbrush in a month because Tic Tacs been holding it down. Laugh if you want, but my breath stays minty and my sink stays dry. Y’all out here doing two-minute arm workouts twice a day when I can just shake a little box and call it hygiene. Look at this
